Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
that one friend that’s exactly like you
Sam, what are you on?
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
Okay, then can I nominate Dylan O’Brien and Mads Mikkelsen for the cast?
with Joss Whedon as director
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
someone I hate so I can torture them … lmfao psychopath hahah
people who still follow you even though you’ve switched fandoms like 9 times
seriously lol how do you guys put up with me????
tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
- tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
My life is a tragedy because I’m a girl and I just realized me dream job is to be Peter Pan at disney world